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[rodeo dave]

now thats fuckin worryin joookie,

yer bangin on aboot na troosers,n dress wearin again!

it's not the fookin brakes that need gannin on the highland man(debatable)
it's -aw feckin ferget it,-cross dressin weirdo's.

[jockey]

Look Mr Rodeo matey - lets get some facts straight!

First off - if you found yersel alane in Angelina Jolies bedroom and there were a pair o' her used nickers lying oan the flair, your no tellin' me ye widnae hae a sneak sniff?

Now your gettin' confident naebodies gonna come in the bedroom so the next thing ye wid dae wiz get yer keks aff n' oan wi Jolies knickers so ye could lie aboot oan her bed tossin' yer caber wi Jolies nickers oan. Ye cannae deny it and if ye dae yer no normal man!

[rodeo dave]

right jocky me old caber tosser,

first off,angelina jolie is a swamp donkey!

if she was lucky enough to have the rodeo in her bedroom,she would be present and she would be the one beggin the rodeo for some action!

i'm worried about your mental well being at this present time me old jockster,you need to get yersel oer to uncle rodeo's problem page for a councillin session!

now on the other hand,if you were to find yersel in halle berry's boudoir,
i'm quite sure i would take a slightly different approach!

still would'nt follow your outrageous ideas,

i widnae get aff me keks n follow yer twisted antics-yer no a normal man!

[jockey]

[applemanthai]

[rodeo dave]