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[jockey]

... to sink a pink and a beer or two. Will report back later

[rodeo dave]

has the pink got a snooker table now?

[jockey]

... and a very pleasant evening it was too!

[rodeo dave]

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[rodeo dave]

have you been in lately mr jocky?

have you seen anything of joeoh?

are there any pool teams playin in the leauge this season?

[jockey]

Haven't been in there this decade Rodeo as I'm living in Hua Hin now but I keep meaning to get up there.

Last time I saw Joe Oh was just before Christmas.

The Pink do not play in any pool leagues now, but its still a great place to go for pool and there are a couple of excellent players frequent the bar.

[applemanthai]

So whats your haunt of choice in Hua Hin?
Have you joined any pool teams there?

Looking for guest appearances in April May?
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[rodeo dave]

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[red dwarf]

cha am info pages web site.

makeing cha am a better place to live.

cha ams web site with all the good info on were to go and what to Do.

[red dwarf]

cha am is a nice little town.

posts and remarks made on hear and in cha am.

will make problams from the ones makeing the remarks.

so please lets keep it good and clean

[red dwarf]

hopeing all posts are good from now on

[red dwarf]

i see you just change you post date.


from firday jan 29 to sunday 31st.

words added to Hua Hin..lash them horse as you hit the cha am bend in the road.

and dont worry about the smell of smoke as you pass through. its not the stagecoach on fire.

its the joan of ark style pire near the beach.And thats a big bar b q stick

but that rimes with. what a > - - - - <

we see lots of walter mitty over hear most are full of s--t and beer.

walter come hear and spends his uk stash on birds and beer.then hes out of hear

And knows nothing about thailand i fear. just beer and when hes had his wicked way.

hes off for a year and a day.to the land he holds dear.

And when hes there at the com he just stand and stairs.thinking i wish i cud live there.

but lifes not fair so all ill do till next time im there is just stand stair.

and pick about places over hear.because then hes got no fear

walter comes over ever year and get full of lots of beer.

when hes on the piss there is nothing he dont miss.

he tells them all of the mills hes made.so he feels hes gon up a grade

walters come hear most weeks in a year and then they soon dissapeair

till next year. walter mitte what a pitey stuck in the jam pots

and the city looking some poor thai girls tite.

for walter what a pitey real thailand has gon he better get more ping balls on.
this will turn the girls on.as that grab for the balls with 5bhart on.
walter shouts come on.
the girls are poor between there leg are sowre.as they grab the ball from the floor but they are just a poor whore.trying to get a few bhart more
but walter thinks hes shorhigh<but this word is thai.

water comes to the pink.and starts to make a stink.about a girl that was not whore and did not like balls on the floor.
so walter had met his match.but soon started a plot to hatch.
but now the girl has gon walter moved on.there more picking hear im shour.as walter had an other beer.

what for thailand dus walter do.i dont know do you.
may be 5bhart for a man with no legs they lies down and begs.
may be not as he peels one off.then start walk off like a toff.

walters are hear most weeks a year shorhigh<the thai you most fear.
so come on you thai girls give old walter what for make him feel like the whore.when his ass is so sore and can not take one more.then give him a gain with a glass.o girls what a blast.

than ask him what its like to feel like the whore and nobody wants to know you no more.as thay show you there door.
because you become a bore.

now walter start to choke because hes been a bad bloke.
and knowing the thais are starting to mass
walter thinks.may god was that koew.i keep seening thais."there are two
more. i dont want be like the whore please no more.
but thai will do for you for shore a lot more.
the doc holliday will be away most of them days
when walter comes thai will know were ever he gos
walter off to dodge city.cha am o what a pitey.
walter and two gunslingers one with missing fingers
step out to binter barn at high noon.as they are in the toon"
billey the kid hes got a few quid.is to the right ready for a big fight.
on the left.is jessey james.as all three take ame.
walter in the middle playing the fiddle.
the squairs can now see all three.with there big copows.come on girls we are on that..after lots of fun and beer.the three amgos started to feel queer
i think there was something in that beer.bye then the girls did start to steer the amegos.one there and other over hear.
walter started to fear,as both palls dissapeared.
thinking o dear o dear.just then a fight broke out he got a clourt.and to started to shout help.
the sherff said walter come over hear.now im going to make you dissipair .but for a few 1000bhart you will be free and your palls you will see.
best you dont forget me.as im the boss.
walter cryed out i want a tourist cop.come over hear hes in my tourist shop.he is my bro the one you did not know.
the man looked at him with out a grin.and said you are looking thin.
now walter gratest fear.as he knew the cop over hear.
the cop said walter its time to go as you have been part of this show.
but all this you did not know.
so after a few days in the jail walter looked very frail.
a key turned in the lock walter let go of his c--k
a man walked in and said your off to the dock and put away your c--k.
get a shower your going in one hour.and beleave me we have all the power.so after one hour and the shower.
walter walked in the court house in hun hin looking very thin.but no grin.
he knew the pickel he was in.but tryed to forget all his sins.
up the steps in the dock.a man walked in with a smok.but he did not have a good look on his clock.he said in thai to day your palls i did fine both of them at the same time.10000each o what a peach and they got clean the beach so thailand will teach.you westners hear to hold thailand deer.
if not you will fear me over hear.because im the boss.and walter i dont give a toss.it will be your loss

an owd to all walter mittys out there.

[jockey]

We all would like to fashion our own reality as we are all, to some extent, Walter Mitty's.

[red dwarf]

walter have you been"

ups rong walter.who said that????

[rodeo dave]

well hi guys i,m bacck!

anyone miss me?

i have been in spain chaps for 6 weeks,dont think they have computers there!

hey red,that was mrs locum was,nt it?

car,nt remember the name of the show,think it was set in a store where that guy kept sayin "I,M FREE", and his name was mr humphries- one o jockys mates i think!